Have you ever read the Laura Numeroff "If..." series...If you give a Mouse a Cookie, If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give a Cat a Cupcake, etc? Well, I've got a new one to add to the collection. It goes something like this...
If you give a missionary a mango, she might eat it. If she eats it, she might have her face swell up like a balloon. If her face swells up like a balloon, she might not want to eat mango again. If she doesn't want to eat mango again, please don't give the missionary a mango.
There I am, in all my glory!
Ends up that people who are highly allergic to poison ivy, as I am, should not eat mangoes. Wish I would have known that BEFORE I decided to eat the mango!
Ah well, another day, another lesson learned!